In The Mood For Love: My Ideal Type Of Guy

P.s. Please. kindly. Take. Your. Serious. Shoes. Off.

‘I have an ideal type; I’m also a love-at-first-sight kinda girl.’

LIES!!

In Tomi Ogunleye’s exact words, “You don’t have an ideal type Tayo.”

Yeahhh. I mean, I sort of think so too.

For the purpose of this post, if you are a candidate hoping to become my ideal man, don’t worry-

I got You!

When I visualize my ideal type of guy, he is romantic, kind, humble-

Okaaaay, I’m pulling the brakes because that doesn’t even sound like me at all.

If you know me so well, you know that’s definitely not Tayo.

I like to do my thing in style, and the same goes with the idea of having an ideal man.

I do not do basic.

There are rules. 10 major rules that every candidate must follow.

• RULE NO. 1

Yes, I’m a poet. I write poems, I write books, sure. My type of guy is ROMANTIC, but I DO NOT DO CLICHE.

Throw me some weird ass pick-up line, or bring me stuff like APPLES, and you are automatically blacklisted.

What am I, Eve?

• RULE NO. 2

To be considered as my type of guy, DO NOT say stuffs like, I’M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, or LET’S GO WITH THE FLOW. That way, you start sounding like a disappointment.

On that note, my ideal type of guy is good with WORDS and he chooses his WORDS carefully, like a wise man should.

• RULE NO. 3

Very simple, HAVE YOUR OWN COINS.

• RULE NO. 4

At least, have a good CHARACTER, be HARDWORKING, believe in GOD, being HOT is a plus. The rest, we figure as we move.

And yeah, I’m a sucker for tall guys.

• RULE NO. 5

If we are in a relationship, hold on, it doesn’t mean I’m in LOVE with you. That being said, please THREAD carefully.

And yeah, having a great sense of fashion is a plus!

• RULE NO. 6

The top of it all, my ideal man is oh, so PATIENT!

I’m so impatient, you don’t expect me to be with someone like me, do you?

• RULE NO. 7

Be CARING! On the surface, I may appear like a She-wolf, but sometimes I love to be BABIED too.

And please, be attentive. I won’t always tell you everything.

• RULE NO. 8

If you actually, possess all characteristics from RULE 1 to RULE 7, great! But if you STRESS me..

Boy, BYE.

• RULE NO. 9

If we are in a relationship, it must be because I consider you as someone with SENSE. If you stop having sense, I’m OFF.

I expect a man with sense, to not complain too much.

• RULE NO. 10

Don’t kill me with CALLS. Don’t expect me to TEXT you 24/7. Don’t make me feel like I’m being MONITORED.

Are you a surveillance camera?

For the purpose of clarifying some things, I will be adding RULE NO. 11

My ideal type of guy is CHRISTIAN GREY.

If you are not him, you just violated all the RULES!!!

And hey, do you have an ideal man?

Talk with Tayo in the comment section below!!!

(P.s. I read all your comments.)